I had no idea that the total awakening, the dam breaking, of my inherent femininity would be
when, in the middle of a muddy paddock, I squatted down and yanked
my speckled panties to the side, then, like a dramatist with her spotlight,
hitched
my skirt up round
my hips
so it reached out to heaven
and lo! I pissed into the dry daisies.